Messi, Ronaldo and Zlatan are on a car trip together.
They crash the car and all die.
The gates of Heaven open and they go through it.
They walk up to God who’s sitting on his throne.
God says “Ronaldo, what’s the best thing about football?”
Ronaldo bows for God and says:
"The best thing about football is that I have been able to give joy to the people, made some money and been able to travel and see the world."
God thinks that’s a good answer and says “Good, Ronaldo. Come over here and sit on my left side.”
God then looks at Messi and says:
"And you, Messi, what do you think is so great with football?"
Messi bows and kisses God’s feet.
"Oh dear Lord, I come from a poor country and had a tough childhood. I have been able to show the people that there is a way out of poverty and misery. And I have been able to give joy and happiness to people all over the world."
God says: “Good answer, Messi. Come sit on my right side.”
God then turns to Zlatan. “And what do you think, Zlatan?”
Zlatan looks at God and says “Dude, you’re sitting in my chair”.